Can I just say that I love TsingTao beer? There. I hope someone from the TsingTao brewing co. is reading this blog, because I would gladly do commercials for them. I think that I would be a huge hit as the brewery's token foreigner spokesperson. I have a winning smile, and I enjoy the hell outta this beer. I could even come up with clever slogans for TsingTao beer. The one above is an existing slogan that I saw on one of their cans, but there are endless possibilities.
Here are a few I have been working on:
TsingTao is the beer of champions.
TsingTao beer, why not?
You've worked hard, unwind with a delicious TsingTao brew.
Wrangle your chi into a winning form by drinking TsingTao!
TsingTao, it helps you drain the glass!
See through the wonder of amazement, drink TsingTao.
I plan on visiting the sea tomorrow, so maybe I'll bring along a video camera and film my own commercial for TsingTao. I'll need to find some basic editing software to add music and effects, so I can send a polished final product to the TsingTao brewing co. With any luck I will become the most popular spokesperson in China, and I can retire from the hard-scrabble life of a University teacher.
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I have found you, you slippery wanker you..... let's just have any Red Corner-esque experiences.. I don't think they have the Diversion Program in China.
by the way... what I mean to say is, let's NOT have any Red Corner-esque experiences.
oh, then I probably shouldn't mention that I'm planning on going to the Chinese version of Beerfest next weekend...
Rory: You are TOO FUNNY! Continue to keep us all informed of your "adventures" - love reading them. Take care!
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